*1 second after sex*
*mom comes running in*
alright you two lovebirds up up up time to get these sheets in the wash
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
Hella all the way
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
*me pointing to a character* chubby
*fandom large crying voice* no… you don’t understand… they cant be chubby………. Stop….. theyre supposed to be hot…….. you’re wrong…… you cannot say this fake thing….
*me pointing to a character* luv this chubby character
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over