Something witty and clever

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

bagmilk:

lemme whispa in ya ear

thatfunnyblog:

 

READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

Friend: So what did you do last night?
Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
Me: My bed.

rebelliousmom:

when you see a hot person

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